Dumb Wall Award 2020

Entrant Statistics

Entrant Votes Closest Match Lost To
"Isn't Zilean infertile or something?" "He can rewind his cock" 1

"Isn't Zilean infertile or something?" "He can rewind his cock"

Group A
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"Taco Bell kill sound" 2

"Taco Bell kill sound"

Group E
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"But if he tanned, he could be a latino." 3

"But if he tanned, he could be a latino."

Group G
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"My feet are precious. They're used for luck potions" 4

"My feet are precious. They're used for luck potions"

Group C
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"Rape is not good Michael" "Rape is good in the right hands" 5

"Rape is not good Michael" "Rape is good in the right hands"

Group D
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"I disagree" "Well your word doesn't mean anything" "Why not?" "Cuz you're black" 6

"I disagree" "Well your word doesn't mean anything" "Why not?" "Cuz you're black"

Group H
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"Vampire semen" 7

"Vampire semen"

Group F
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"uwu step on me" 8

"uwu step on me"

Group B
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"The minorities have been silenced" 9

"The minorities have been silenced"

Group B
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"You know what they say? We have three hands but only use two, one of them's got to go" 10

"You know what they say? We have three hands but only use two, one of them's got to go"

Group F
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"Dude, she's like 10 years older than you" "But at least she's hot" 11

"Dude, she's like 10 years older than you" "But at least she's hot"

Group H
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"Jimmy Carter's gonna die any day now" "Poggers" 12

"Jimmy Carter's gonna die any day now" "Poggers"

Group D
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<Clayterbug> umm. the villagers are fucking <LycheeLord> uwu <Ravbug> uwu 13

<Clayterbug> umm. the villagers are fucking <LycheeLord> uwu <Ravbug> uwu

Group C
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"They thought that I was weak, but in reality, I was racist" 14

"They thought that I was weak, but in reality, I was racist"

Group G
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"Is the opposite of twisted fate, straight free will?" 15

"Is the opposite of twisted fate, straight free will?"

Group E
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"Did you see that little kid's penis weenis" 16

"Did you see that little kid's penis weenis"

Group A
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"Exploiting daddy issues is kinda overpowered" 17

"Exploiting daddy issues is kinda overpowered"

Group A
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"Booker T Washington's father's last name was Ferguson. He could've been Booker T. Ferguson!" "Fergie??!!??!?" 18

"Booker T Washington's father's last name was Ferguson. He could've been Booker T. Ferguson!" "Fergie??!!??!?"

Group E
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"The longer the neck the longer they fall" 19

"The longer the neck the longer they fall"

Group G
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"Michael be like, oooh, a 6 year old! What to do with this one!"  "True!" 20

"Michael be like, oooh, a 6 year old! What to do with this one!" "True!"

Group C
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"I'm gonna hunt you down like the predator I am." 21

"I'm gonna hunt you down like the predator I am."

Group D
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"How do you jerk off?" "You first hold it. Vertically.  You should know what that means because you've taken precalc" 22

"How do you jerk off?" "You first hold it. Vertically. You should know what that means because you've taken precalc"

Group H
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“It’s gonna be cool as shit and shit’s cool as hell” 23

“It’s gonna be cool as shit and shit’s cool as hell”

Group F
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"Tony just play's better when people watch him"  "Yeah, that's why I masturbate in front of the mirror" 24

"Tony just play's better when people watch him" "Yeah, that's why I masturbate in front of the mirror"

Group B
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"Yo david, michael's kinda terrible don't you think. Oh whoops wrong chat. mb""stfu u dumbass piece of shit garbage player degenerate like holy fuck go play some roblox or some shit this game is way too comple[x] for your extra chromosome looking ass" 25

"Yo david, michael's kinda terrible don't you think. Oh whoops wrong chat. mb""stfu u dumbass piece of shit garbage player degenerate like holy fuck go play some roblox or some shit this game is way too comple[x] for your extra chromosome looking ass"

Group B
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"Hey, listen buddy.""I"m listening""I get women" 26

"Hey, listen buddy.""I"m listening""I get women"

Group F
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"there are so many ways you can mess with your students as a professor""yeah, you can fuck them" 27

"there are so many ways you can mess with your students as a professor""yeah, you can fuck them"

Group H
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"They're all just tit bitches." 28

"They're all just tit bitches."

Group D
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"We take those lolis boi!!!" 29

"We take those lolis boi!!!"

Group C
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"I am not sexually attracted to birds. I am sexually attracted to mammals as a whole" 30

"I am not sexually attracted to birds. I am sexually attracted to mammals as a whole"

Group G
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"How do I take her clothes off?" 31

"How do I take her clothes off?"

Group E
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"Yeah but then I solo killed Gandhi" 32

"Yeah but then I solo killed Gandhi"

Group A
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"Did David wake up today?" 33

"Did David wake up today?"

Group A
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"It looks like I made an emergency hospital. Either that or a class sleepover" 34

"It looks like I made an emergency hospital. Either that or a class sleepover"

Group E
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"I wanna go into David's bedroom and slit his throat." 35

"I wanna go into David's bedroom and slit his throat."

Group G
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"Did you call a literal Nazi your boy?" 36

"Did you call a literal Nazi your boy?"

Group C
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"Time to go on a date with Lisa" "Slurp that" "Slurp what?" "Lisa" "Why did you refer to Lisa as 'that', are you referring to her as an object?" "Yeah." 37

"Time to go on a date with Lisa" "Slurp that" "Slurp what?" "Lisa" "Why did you refer to Lisa as 'that', are you referring to her as an object?" "Yeah."

Group D
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"Will Jesus' body blend?" 38

"Will Jesus' body blend?"

Group H
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"Joker fits my hand like a glove." 39

"Joker fits my hand like a glove."

Group F
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"Doesn't she like that choke" 40

"Doesn't she like that choke"

Group B
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"Isabelle really popped your anus there" 41

"Isabelle really popped your anus there"

Group B
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"Pikachu is crying saying i want my grab range to be bigger but my hands are too small because of evolution" 42

"Pikachu is crying saying i want my grab range to be bigger but my hands are too small because of evolution"

Group F
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“Not today I’m watching something with Aryan”“Hey I’m here too”“Oh what was that guy again? I think he makes thumbnails”“What the fuck I’m going on strike” 43

“Not today I’m watching something with Aryan”“Hey I’m here too”“Oh what was that guy again? I think he makes thumbnails”“What the fuck I’m going on strike”

Group H
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"Is getting gonorrhea poetic?" 44

"Is getting gonorrhea poetic?"

Group D
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"I still have to watch [Promised Neverland]" "Just Read it" "There's a book?" 45

"I still have to watch [Promised Neverland]" "Just Read it" "There's a book?"

Group C
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"How bad are cinnamon rolls for you?" "You'll get cinnamon poisoning" "Yeah cinnamon is very dangerous for you" "Just like the gays" 46

"How bad are cinnamon rolls for you?" "You'll get cinnamon poisoning" "Yeah cinnamon is very dangerous for you" "Just like the gays"

Group G
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"I read it and I can confirm that it made my life worse" 47

"I read it and I can confirm that it made my life worse"

Group E
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“UwU it’s a plant” 48

“UwU it’s a plant”

Group A
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"Finance, ooga" 49

"Finance, ooga"

Group A
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"I hate colored people" 50

"I hate colored people"

Group E
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"A no is just a yes if u pretend they said yes" 51

"A no is just a yes if u pretend they said yes"

Group G
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"I remember when we were getting spit on, those were the days" 52

"I remember when we were getting spit on, those were the days"

Group C
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"Le dumbass" 53

"Le dumbass"

Group D
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"Small gremlins" "Those are called mice" 54

"Small gremlins" "Those are called mice"

Group H
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"Hmmm...should I be black?" 55

"Hmmm...should I be black?"

Group F
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"That kinda looks like the porn I watch" 56

"That kinda looks like the porn I watch"

Group B
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“We’re basically the Viet Cong!” “Why do you say that?” “Because we’re dirt-poor, running around in the fucking wilderness, desperately slapping random bullshit together to survive!” 57

“We’re basically the Viet Cong!” “Why do you say that?” “Because we’re dirt-poor, running around in the fucking wilderness, desperately slapping random bullshit together to survive!”

Group B
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"You  either die lactose intolerant or live long enough to see yourself become lactose intolerant." 58

"You either die lactose intolerant or live long enough to see yourself become lactose intolerant."

Group F
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"This is why I think everyone should go through some sexual harassment so they can build character" 59

"This is why I think everyone should go through some sexual harassment so they can build character"

Group H
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"There's always a reason for racism" 60

"There's always a reason for racism"

Group D
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"Why do I have snowballs""It's probably fallout""I feel like Japan after Hiroshima" 61

"Why do I have snowballs""It's probably fallout""I feel like Japan after Hiroshima"

Group C
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"Where did that man come from? From my shlong" 62

"Where did that man come from? From my shlong"

Group G
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"15 by the way" "Great" 63

"15 by the way" "Great"

Group E
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*looking at a video about male strippers "This might awaken something within me" 64

*looking at a video about male strippers "This might awaken something within me"

Group A
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"Chameleons are just lizard rats" 65

"Chameleons are just lizard rats"

Group A
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"What's your opinion on rape?""I think it's pretty cool. You just have to be careful when you do it to not get caught" 66

"What's your opinion on rape?""I think it's pretty cool. You just have to be careful when you do it to not get caught"

Group E
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"Ethan you need to stop""NO I NEED TO START" 67

"Ethan you need to stop""NO I NEED TO START"

Group G
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"Let's go rape him david, go go go!" 68

"Let's go rape him david, go go go!"

Group C
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"What happened to you over the weekend?" "I have become the sender of messages, The Mailman" 69

"What happened to you over the weekend?" "I have become the sender of messages, The Mailman"

Group D
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"The voice actor for the furry is in the extra large condom show" 70

"The voice actor for the furry is in the extra large condom show"

Group H
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"Clayton, think about the testicles!" 71

"Clayton, think about the testicles!"

Group F
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"Why don't you stick with gay?" 72

"Why don't you stick with gay?"

Group B
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"Far Cry 5? Isn't that game kind of redneck?"  "I don't really look at their necks, I usually just shoot them in the face" 73

"Far Cry 5? Isn't that game kind of redneck?" "I don't really look at their necks, I usually just shoot them in the face"

Group B
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"Just let it happen" 74

"Just let it happen"

Group F
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"My only regret was that there was no drug scandal" 75

"My only regret was that there was no drug scandal"

Group H
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"holy shit! my anus" 76

"holy shit! my anus"

Group D
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"I just want to lick a bitch, you know?" 77

"I just want to lick a bitch, you know?"

Group C
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"Cum, right now. I command you to cum." 78

"Cum, right now. I command you to cum."

Group G
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"I'll take it off of her while she's sleeping." 79

"I'll take it off of her while she's sleeping."

Group E
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"Would you rather look at rule 34 Ashe or rule 34 Twitch?" "Uhhhh probably Lulu." 80

"Would you rather look at rule 34 Ashe or rule 34 Twitch?" "Uhhhh probably Lulu."

Group A
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"I had a lesbian girlfriend. I had to learn to use my pussy" 81

"I had a lesbian girlfriend. I had to learn to use my pussy"

Group A
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"Is rape considered porn?" 82

"Is rape considered porn?"

Group E
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"It would be cool if they made audio books for manga" "Yeah, and maybe like the pictures moved or something" 83

"It would be cool if they made audio books for manga" "Yeah, and maybe like the pictures moved or something"

Group G
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"with the amount of times this trundle died he's starting to look like a wom[a]n" 84

"with the amount of times this trundle died he's starting to look like a wom[a]n"

Group C
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"This really be a pearl harbor moment" 85

"This really be a pearl harbor moment"

Group D
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"Believe in the me that believes in you" "Isn't that JFK?" 86

"Believe in the me that believes in you" "Isn't that JFK?"

Group H
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absolute silence for a solid 20 seconds "Oh those are innocent civilians!" 87

absolute silence for a solid 20 seconds "Oh those are innocent civilians!"

Group F
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"I love scaring children and hurting them" 88

"I love scaring children and hurting them"

Group B
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"I get more first blood's in the middle school bathroom!" 89

"I get more first blood's in the middle school bathroom!"

Group B
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"Yuno! I would love her pussy" "Yuno?" "Yeah" "She's like, in middle school" 90

"Yuno! I would love her pussy" "Yuno?" "Yeah" "She's like, in middle school"

Group F
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"It's not my fault. The dogs just happened to come into my mouth" 91

"It's not my fault. The dogs just happened to come into my mouth"

Group H
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"She can suck her own dick" 92

"She can suck her own dick"

Group D
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<Clayterbug> LOOK AT THE 5TH ROW YOU DIPSHIT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. TomatoKyoko fell out of the world Clayterbug: killed TomatoKyoko 93

<Clayterbug> LOOK AT THE 5TH ROW YOU DIPSHIT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. TomatoKyoko fell out of the world Clayterbug: killed TomatoKyoko

Group C
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"Every child deserves cock and ball torture. It's a basic human right" 94

"Every child deserves cock and ball torture. It's a basic human right"

Group G
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"Why is the Annie black?" 95

"Why is the Annie black?"

Group E
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"Isn't cars based on the nascar sport?" 96

"Isn't cars based on the nascar sport?"

Group A
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"BDSM is better with friends" 97

"BDSM is better with friends"

Group A
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"that feeling when your rocket is able to fly - uh oh!" 98

"that feeling when your rocket is able to fly - uh oh!"

Group E
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"I would fuck a cat too" 99

"I would fuck a cat too"

Group G
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We summoned Clayton with our gamer feet" 100

We summoned Clayton with our gamer feet"

Group C
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“One of the NBA games, I think the basketball one” 101

“One of the NBA games, I think the basketball one”

Group D
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"It's like backstroke but your back is a dick" 102

"It's like backstroke but your back is a dick"

Group H
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"At what point does a kid stop being a baby?" "Kilian?" 103

"At what point does a kid stop being a baby?" "Kilian?"

Group F
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“You see all that stuff you gave me? Well I turned it into shit” 104

“You see all that stuff you gave me? Well I turned it into shit”

Group B
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"Do you think that you can distil[l] whatever causes a reaction in poison ivy, then put it in a squirt bottle and squirt them with it?" 105

"Do you think that you can distil[l] whatever causes a reaction in poison ivy, then put it in a squirt bottle and squirt them with it?"

Group B
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"Why have blackmail when you can have whitemail?" 106

"Why have blackmail when you can have whitemail?"

Group F
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"I'm gonna turn your penis into a pen-was" 107

"I'm gonna turn your penis into a pen-was"

Group H
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"Could you stop biting your teeth?" 108

"Could you stop biting your teeth?"

Group D
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"There are liquids everywhere" 109

"There are liquids everywhere"

Group C
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"if this doesn't work, I'm going to blow us all up in ritual suicide" 110

"if this doesn't work, I'm going to blow us all up in ritual suicide"

Group G
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"Would you rather be john madden or be in john madden" 111

"Would you rather be john madden or be in john madden"

Group E
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"You know how it's Charizard or lizard and ivysaur for dinosaur, what is squirtle?" 112

"You know how it's Charizard or lizard and ivysaur for dinosaur, what is squirtle?"

Group A
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"My jizz pales in comparison to his. Mine is a tiny drop in the ocean that is his jizz" 113

"My jizz pales in comparison to his. Mine is a tiny drop in the ocean that is his jizz"

Group A
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"Wait David was listening to a band called Butthole Surfers." "Red Hot Chili Peppers?" 114

"Wait David was listening to a band called Butthole Surfers." "Red Hot Chili Peppers?"

Group E
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"That's true, go throw your life away David" 115

"That's true, go throw your life away David"

Group G
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"You are why I have dysentery" 116

"You are why I have dysentery"

Group C
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"I love using children" 117

"I love using children"

Group D
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"I have a monopoly on your mom" 118

"I have a monopoly on your mom"

Group H
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"I'm awesome!" "Michael, you're not awesome. You're a pedophile. Does that make you think you're awesome?" "Yup!" 119

"I'm awesome!" "Michael, you're not awesome. You're a pedophile. Does that make you think you're awesome?" "Yup!"

Group F
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"You're trying to catch crabs?" "Who isn't?" 120

"You're trying to catch crabs?" "Who isn't?"

Group B
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"Is there something wrong with hate speech?" 121

"Is there something wrong with hate speech?"

Group B
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"I live to steal milk from these young mothers" 122

"I live to steal milk from these young mothers"

Group F
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"I'm going to destroy your virginity" 123

"I'm going to destroy your virginity"

Group H
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"Holy shit! can they send this man to the fucking Auschwitz? Can they send swain to Auschwitz please!" 124

"Holy shit! can they send this man to the fucking Auschwitz? Can they send swain to Auschwitz please!"

Group D
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"Annie is pretty much an object" 125

"Annie is pretty much an object"

Group C
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"Joshua's my BOY, we suck toes together" 126

"Joshua's my BOY, we suck toes together"

Group G
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"Now laugh" 127

"Now laugh"

Group E
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“I shot her with my foreskin” 128

“I shot her with my foreskin”

Group A
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